Nicknames we sailors call the different ratings...

Craig · 08-21-2012, 02:04 AM

Now to convert Boats post for you newbies.....
As Boats posts, these are actual Navy terms....
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Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey shit around a fitting on a handybilly.

All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator. Maybe being blackshoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs.

The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the penis machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker.

He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or give it the deep six to keep himself above board. We heard the skivvywaver announce over the bitch box that the breadburners had creamed foreskins on toast (SOS) ready on the mess decks so we cut and run to avoid the fustercluck when the twidgets and cannon cockers knew chow was on.

We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw over the brow. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet bosnias. Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging.

Might even hit the acey-duecy club and try to hook up with a westpac widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night.

Now, For you Land Lubbers OR those of you who may have forgotten . . .

GLOSSARY OF TERMS
lollygagging-----goofing off
scuttlebutt-----drinking fountain
aloft-----in the superstructure
boy butter-----light tan grease or silicone - for antennas and masts
bollard-----attached to a pier or deck to secure mooring lines.
bilge rats-----Engineering ratings
flangeheads-----Enginemen
crescent hammers-----Cresent wrenches
handybilly-----P500 submersible pump

dicksmith-----Hospital Corpsman
hard-assing-----Giving someone a hard time verbally
deck ape-----Personnel assigned to the deck gang, usually Boatswain Mates
pogey bait-----any sweet stuff like candy, etc....(bought in the ge-dunk)
ge-dunk-----Place to buy pogey bait
pecker-checker-----Hospital Corpsman (HM's have all types of colorful names)
sewer pipe-----Submarine
gator-----Ships of the amphibious force
blackshoes-----Non-aviation ratings
bird farm-----Aircraft Carrier
cans-----Destroyers
gobs-----sailors

hatch-----doors, entrances through a bulkhead (wall)
dogged it-----activate a handle that puts the locks into place
penis machinist-----Hospital Corpsman
lay below-----to go to a lower level of the ship...below the weather decks
snot locker-----nose

binnacle list-----Medical department list of personnel in a no/light duty status
Gundeck-----to falsify a record
deep six-----to throw overboard
skivvywavers-----Signalmen
breadburners-----cooks [or stewburners or gut-robbers]
fustercluck /cluster&%# -----self-explanatory [Chinese fire drill, to those less PC]
twidgets-----men who work in electronics fields
cannon cockers-----Gunnersmates

balls to the wall-----full speed ahead
barn-----home port
hit the beach-----go on liberty
doubled up-----moored securely to the pier
brow-----walkway from ship/shore/ship
ditty bag-----small canvas bag issued to sailors to keep incidentals in
fufu juice-----cologne
bar hogs-----young/old ladies who frequent sailor bars
bosnias-----Big Old Standard Navy Issue Asses
brown bagging-----refers to married sailors who live off the ship while in port and bring lunch in a brown bag.

acey-duecy club-----Club for E5s and E6s (PO1 & PO2)
westpac widow-----women whose husbands are at sea
amateur night-----payday night

08-21-2012, 02:04 AM	#10
Craig Administrator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Centennial, Colorado Posts: 2,767 Rep Power: 286	Now to convert Boats post for you newbies..... As Boats posts, these are actual Navy terms.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Me and Willy were lollygagging by the scuttlebutt after being aloft to boy butter up the antennas and were just perched on a bollard eyeballing a couple of bilge rats and flangeheads using crescent hammers to pack monkey shit around a fitting on a handybilly. All of a sudden the dicksmith started hard-assing one of the deck apes for lifting his pogey bait. The pecker-checker was a sewer pipe sailor and the deckape was a gator. Maybe being blackshoes on a bird farm surrounded by a gaggle of cans didn't set right with either of those gobs. The deck ape ran through the nearest hatch and dogged it tight because he knew the penis machinist was going to lay below, catch him between decks and punch him in the snot locker. He'd probably wind up on the binnacle list but Doc would find a way to gundeck the paper or give it the deep six to keep himself above board. We heard the skivvywaver announce over the bitch box that the breadburners had creamed foreskins on toast (SOS) ready on the mess decks so we cut and run to avoid the fustercluck when the twidgets and cannon cockers knew chow was on. We were balls to the wall for the barn and everyone was preparing to hit the beach as soon as we doubled-up and threw over the brow. I had a ditty bag full of fufu juice that I was gonna spread on thick for the bar hogs with those sweet bosnias. Sure beats the hell out of brown bagging. Might even hit the acey-duecy club and try to hook up with a westpac widow. They were always leaving snail trails on the dance floor on amateur night. Now, For you Land Lubbers OR those of you who may have forgotten . . . GLOSSARY OF TERMS lollygagging-----goofing off scuttlebutt-----drinking fountain aloft-----in the superstructure boy butter-----light tan grease or silicone - for antennas and masts bollard-----attached to a pier or deck to secure mooring lines. bilge rats-----Engineering ratings flangeheads-----Enginemen crescent hammers-----Cresent wrenches handybilly-----P500 submersible pump dicksmith-----Hospital Corpsman hard-assing-----Giving someone a hard time verbally deck ape-----Personnel assigned to the deck gang, usually Boatswain Mates pogey bait-----any sweet stuff like candy, etc....(bought in the ge-dunk) ge-dunk-----Place to buy pogey bait pecker-checker-----Hospital Corpsman (HM's have all types of colorful names) sewer pipe-----Submarine gator-----Ships of the amphibious force blackshoes-----Non-aviation ratings bird farm-----Aircraft Carrier cans-----Destroyers gobs-----sailors hatch-----doors, entrances through a bulkhead (wall) dogged it-----activate a handle that puts the locks into place penis machinist-----Hospital Corpsman lay below-----to go to a lower level of the ship...below the weather decks snot locker-----nose binnacle list-----Medical department list of personnel in a no/light duty status Gundeck-----to falsify a record deep six-----to throw overboard skivvywavers-----Signalmen breadburners-----cooks [or stewburners or gut-robbers] fustercluck /cluster&%# -----self-explanatory [Chinese fire drill, to those less PC] twidgets-----men who work in electronics fields cannon cockers-----Gunnersmates balls to the wall-----full speed ahead barn-----home port hit the beach-----go on liberty doubled up-----moored securely to the pier brow-----walkway from ship/shore/ship ditty bag-----small canvas bag issued to sailors to keep incidentals in fufu juice-----cologne bar hogs-----young/old ladies who frequent sailor bars bosnias-----Big Old Standard Navy Issue Asses brown bagging-----refers to married sailors who live off the ship while in port and bring lunch in a brown bag. acey-duecy club-----Club for E5s and E6s (PO1 & PO2) westpac widow-----women whose husbands are at sea amateur night-----payday night __________________