[Soon to be ABE]

Well i ship out in 2 weeks from today and my recruiter told me a good way to get a leadership position was to learn cadences before hand since they ask in rtc if anybody knows some so i learned a few and also wrote my own so tell me what you think of it, its called MY RECRUITER LIED

Hey there sailor dont feel blue
my recruiter screwed me just like you

My recruiter told me if i join
Id be making bank and coin

My recruiter told me if i sign
id be driving a ferrari f9

My recruiter told me the navy is fun
And the chance of being deployed is slim to none

My recruiter told me im the best
And in bootcamp id get plenty of rest

My recruiter yold me life is swell
And in bootcamp my instructors wont yell

My recruiter told me in bootcamp
id be playing xbox when i cramp

Well in bootcamp i went to bed
and remembered what my recruiter said

Now my recruiter told me dont you quit
But now i realize he was full of shit

Now here i am expecting the best
but wheres my xbox and wheres my rest